Thursday March 09, 2017

Conan Exiles' Endowment Slider Will Not Appear in Console Versions

It appears that PC gamers have the biggest dongs, as Microsoft and Sony has cock-blocked the console versions of Conan Exiles by removing member customization. I wonder if this game is even any good, considering its sole claim to fame is adjusting penor sizeآ…

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Microsoft's Xbox, like a strip club trying to build a sheen of respectability, will only feature top-half nudity. "Xbox has been pretty clear with us that it's not going to fly," says Bylos. "It's just going to be off by default I think. I don't know if partial nudity might be OK. We haven't spoken to Xbox about breasts. They do allow breasts in some of their games, but the penises definitely won't be there," he says with a shrug. "There was a lot of talk from our team in Japan آ– because the game is translated in a lot of languages آ– and the Japanese translation team said 'you'll be banned in Japan because you have penises. That's a flat out ban.' But we haven't heard anything."