Saturday June 18, 2016

Game Developer Barbie Is Here

"Daddy, I can’t wait to grow up so I can make console ports!" I think Mattel might have game developer confused with tech hipster.

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Game Developer Barbie takes long strides towards making up for the horrific "I Can Be A Computer Engineer" book that made the rounds in late 2014. In said book Barbie is a computer game designer, meaning she comes up with ideas and then gives them to Brian and Steven to do the actual programming. As the story unfolds, Barbie infects first her and then her little sister’s laptop with a virus, turning to Brian and Steven once again to recover her data. It should have been called "I Can Watch Brian and Steven Be Computer Engineers, But Not Too Closely As I Only Screw Things Up."