Today's Hard|Forum Post
Today's Hard|Forum Post

Monday January 11, 2016

Map Of Power Outages Caused By Cyber-Terrorist Squirrels

All this time we were worried about hackers disrupting the nation's power networks when the real threat has been squirrels all along. Keep your eye out for suspicious raccoon and shifty birds as well.

News Image

This map lists all unclassified Cyber Squirrel Operations that have been released to the public that we have been able to confirm. There are many more executed ops than displayed on this map however, those ops remain classified. Confirmation for all ops has been preserved by the Internet Archive's WayBack Machine whenever possible.