Today's Hard|Forum Post
Today's Hard|Forum Post

Tuesday August 25, 2015

Technology Gives Man World's First 'Bionic' Penis

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. He'll be better than he was before. Bigger... stiffer... faster. Now word on whether the new unit will make this sound when activated.

"When you want a bit of action you press the 'on' button," Abad told The Sun. "When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing." He'd already undergone two surgeries before the recent 11-hour marathon installation surgery. Doctors on the team report that the prosthesis should be sufficient for Abad to start a family, if he so chooses.