Wednesday April 09, 2014

Comcast Is The Worst Company In America 2014

After a fierce battle with Monsanto, Comcast has been crowned the "Worst Company In America 2014." Let's all hope they take this award seriously this time.

Four years since winning its first Worst Company tournament, Comcast’s doubted that the Kabletown Krusher could ever regain that 2010 form. But after a few years of letting others hold the title, Comcast was fiercely intent on bringing a second Golden Poo to its Philadelphia lair. And in one of the narrowest Final Death Matches in the centuries’ long history of WCIA battle, Comcast managed to hold the genetically modified body blows of Monsanto.