Tuesday June 12, 2012

Groupon Names Your Baby For $1,000

Holy hell, this is definitely a great deal! So good in fact, I might just have another kid just to take advantage of it! Who wouldn't want their kid named "Clembough?" On a serious note, this is a weird publicity / marketing stunt, even for Groupon.

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Limit one per parent, unless you have twins, triplets or quadruplets, in which case you can buy one per child. Groupon, the official World's Foremost Authority in Baby Namingآ™ , will name your child or children "Clembough". No substitutes or modifications. Spelling non-negotiable. Any attempt to name your child "Clembough" independent of this exclusive Groupon will be recognized by the world as a cheap imitation. If you fail to contact Groupon on or before the expiration date to have your progeny anointed Clembough, we will reject you and refund every penny of the purchase price.

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