Friday July 22, 2011

$7,500 For An E-Mail Address

It's a dilemma that has baffled d-bags for ages....how do you stand out in a sea of d-bags? $1000 apps that do nothing? Solid gold iDevice? I got it....how about an e-mail address that costs $7,500 down that $750 a month after that? Bingo!

The email account is priced at a whopping $750 per month with a signup fee of $7,500. Limited to only 750 members worldwide, the Elite750 club gives members additional services, like email archiving and printout, basically everything that a regular email id with at a cost. Like I said, exclusivity comes with a huge price tag!

Imagine how stupid those guys are going to feel when I start my @UberElite1000 service. big grin

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