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Government Finally Admits There's an 'Area 51'
Well, that didn't take long, now did it? If only we could get a tour of where they keep the aliens. 
Recognizing that people might not be excited about moving to a place called "Area 51" in the middle of the desert, a new name was offered: "Paradise Ranch, which was soon shortened to the Ranch." It was less appealing, however, in popular culture.