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"Officer, the Emoticons Made Me Do It!"
That’s right…. the emoticons always get blamed for everything. A 60 year old convicted pedophile filed an appeal to his conviction based on the old " the animated blushing emoticons made me do it" defense. It goes without saying that he served as his own lawyer. 
"In short," the state concluded, "Jacques' 'emoticons made me do it' theory of exoneration… lacks any support."