The Woz Dances With The Stars
Holy cow, if ever there was a joke that wrote itself…this is it. Steve Jobs was probably sick of all the attention his failing health was getting so he called in a favor with Wozniak.
Yes, your greatest / worst dream has come to fruition: Steve Wozniak will be featured on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. There's not much we can tell you right now about his upcoming moves, though we will be watching with bated breath, quietly hoping for a double Lindy.
