Nigerian E-Mail Conference

I'm so disappointed that I missed the 3rd Annual Nigerian E-Mail Conference that I feel compelled to do away with myself and bequeath all my worldly possessions to Spam University, maybe a scholarship fund for under privileged hackers or something.

We at Spam University respect your privacy. Yeah, right. We respect it about as far as we can throw it. We collect as much personal information as we possibly can. We use cookies, brownies, Twinkies, infrared sensing and hidden cameras. Whatever it takes to find out about you and your pathetic Web surfing habits. Oh yeah, and several different spyware programs have been installed on your system.