[H]ardNews 9th Edition - Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies:

Don’t you just hate people who talk on the phone at the movies? Here is a new one, call the cops, they’ll mace the hell out of the offenders and then arrest them! Obviously not all police are as cool as the “movie mace” cops, especially not these cops. That is pretty stupid, almost as stupid as this dork who is suing for $5 million because he shook a school vending machine until it fell on him (over a dollar). Apparently this isn’t the first lawsuit filed against the school by the young scam artist either. Speaking of scam artist, Wal-Mart employees are awesome for helping this old lady….too bad some Wal-Mart customers aren’t cool at all, even if it was on a “triple dog dare”. Where are those “movie mace” cops when you need them?