[H]ardNews 4th Edition

Ping Me in C Minor Please:

This will be a really interesting read for you sysadmins out there.

Chafe reckons the technique could be used as an audible check of the health of a network connection before embarking on critical telesurgery, where minute changes in network delay could be dangerous.

"Telesurgery", that is a new one on me. Thanks WickerBill.

Golden Kernels:

THE NEW KERNEL IS HERE, THE NEW KERNEL IS HERE. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity, you're name in print, that makes kernels. It's in print! Things are going to start happening to the kernel now.

Sorry, it just felt right. Thanks Trey.

Totally Twisted:

Getting tired of seeing folks "review" light bulbs? Me too. The guys over at TwistedMods have a new take on an old bulb. I can see this turning into the next new mod fad.

Are you sick of those old 12” perfectly straight cold cathodes? Wish you could bend and contort it to fit around your window or curve it to fit into your fan grill? Well in this guide I’ll show you exactly how to do this.