Apparently porn sites don't like being screwed out of their money. On the other hand, they were reportedly pulling in a spanking $2 million a month from subscribers so it's not like they had to resort to pornography to make ends meet. Oh, wait.
Today, they average more than three suits a day, and defendants have included elderly women, a former lieutenant governor, and countless others. "Please be advised that I am ninety years old and have no idea how to download anything," one defendant wrote in a letter, filed in a Florida court.